HITTING ON BLACK MAGIC WOMAN

ACHILLES Vs BMW

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0200H Jun 17, 2008

Dark… cold midnight… Kanyakumari-Mumbai express leaves after a brief 05 minutes halt at LONAVALA station, leaving me all alone on the deserted lonely platform.  The two days train journey was over and here I was… standing at the first level of my new destination, on virtue of my profession. Finally piling up my heaps of bags and suitcases on the service transport meant to receive me I reached my base at around 3… after a full one hour of waiting and traveling.  Folks… Getting transferred is one heck of a job… a real pain in your big fat A**.  Anyways it was good and exciting… moving from Kochi to Lonavala.  The Navy surely makes you see places.  In fact I had been looking forward for this day from quite a long time.

REASON –      Any guesses…?? Naa..Naahh! not ‘cos of my transfer… but                                     something else.  Today I was going to unveil the mysterious                                   BMW… alias… Magica… the Witch who has a gang of drunken                                    wild women expertise in ranting against men and                                                      their….etc…etc…

                        Yes! today I was going to meet

‘d

BLACL MAGIC WOMAN

Did I smell something… err… burning… awww jealous.. are you guys??

Anyways…

All the time I was just wondering… what would she be like… you know and stuffs like that… I shouldn’t be late and all… a lil’ bit of goosebumps and all.. she being the first female blogger I am gonna meet… all by maself… and according to my records if she doesn’t likes you she can turn you into a dog… So I had to play SAFE…!

Sleep was nowhere in the mind and the arena of the new place… hitting the sack meant getting transformed into a dead piece of log.  03 total sleepless nights maan! Farewell parddyyys… booze… music… late night coffees with dear old friends… and above all the hectic PACKING.  Goddamit!

Hit the bed and you are bloody late… and I didn’t wanted to be late… of course when meeting Her! That too for the first time… No risk! to discard the future ones… if any… haah!

Well…. a cold chilling shower and clean up (all thanx to the chilling climate in Lonavala… damnn!)… dressed up in what came out first of ma suitcase… stuffed a friends carry bag with some tokens of love for her, and I left Lonavala at 0700hrs for ….

DESTINATION     : MUMBAI… 

OBJECTIVE      : MEET BMW

MISSION TIME    : AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!

CLASSIFICATION  : TOP PRIORITY…

Ignorant of the timings and stoppages of the trains (first time dude! gimme a break) I went all the way to Dadar and then back to Thane… whadda waste of time… as usual was cursing maself with my raising BP… with ma head screaming inside… ‘DON’T BE LATE..!’

Meanwhile she called up 03 times… when are you reaching… I have limited time and all… where have you reached… are you lost..?? Goodaamit! Why should I get lost… woman you are not talking to a kid okayyy! Am coming… hang on and have a lil’ mercy on the tired human here!

Whateva!

Finally reached Thane station at 1030Hrs and called her… ‘Mam I have reached (where the hell are you!)’ 

“ohh! You have reached… where are you (Station where else… I don’t know a damn! ‘bout this place honey) Wait… am coming in a while…”

… a long 20 minutes wait (Maan! I hate waiting but this was a pleasant one of course… anything for good lovely women)

…and she came

1050hrs…

TARGET SPOTTED… MOVE AHEAD… MISSION SEQUENCE BEGINS… NOW!

…Uhhh! fellaws… that was some sight… Finally I see the Black Magic’al’ Woman… heading straight towards me… dressed in… Aw Ma Gawd! What’s this… I was expecting some black hooded witch in a RED FERRARI… Naww! She looked beautiful and damnn! Good in a Black Tee and Stone Blue jeans… (of course Black has to be there!)… and though the RED Ferrari wasn’t there  RED was in the colour of her beautiful short hair adding more charm to her glam.  And I was like… uhh! she looks great… Am I okayyy…!

Hands shaked… pleasantries exchanged and we headed for some place to EAT!... yeah! Mann! I was hungry… had no breakfast you see!  and the best thing was she was concerned… I loved it of course!  Though she didn’t bring any of her smoothies or flaming cocktails with her, she took me to a nice place. 

A brief journey in an auto rikshaw and she said ‘we have to get down here!’

All I could see there in the ‘NICE PLACE’ (as she kept on saying)… was a busy street with nothing NICE around… My eyes spotted a ‘BAR’ just in the place we left the auto.  ‘Whats this! I don’ wanna drink now…!’ and she dazzled herself with a captivating and sweet giggle of hers ‘Don’t worry we r not gonna drink… we gotta walk a lil’ ahead.. the nice place is there..’

…A walk.. ohkayy (thanx to my Military training!) BMW and her mysteries…

Well… the walk was of course a good one for me… Now who doesn’t wants to walk with a lovely woman on a beautiful Sunday morning… only thing missing was it was not Hand in Hand… Sighs!

Anyways we reached the ‘NICE’ place…

                PLACE -    MULUND, NIRMAL LIFECROSSROADS

                TIME -    1115Hrs

We first went browsing through the ocean of books at Crossroads… discussing authors, books (from comic books to Mills and Boons and everything), childhood days and now, recommended books to each other.  She came out with a beautiful book of paintings and photography… the look in her eyes said, she wanted it… and the gentleman in me said ‘You gotta buy it for her!... account balance…ummm! Ohkayy cool’

… when suddenly!

Ouch…!

SHE STEEPED ON MY SHOES…! (accidentally of course…) Guess what the smart woman says after that

“Heyyyy! Nice Shoes…!!”

and I was uhh! Whadda hell… first you step on them and then say they are nice… arrgghh! I hate it when people step on ma shoes… and since I don’t have any gender bias thing in ma head…. I screamed a lil’ (stupid me!) … Arrgggghhhhhhhh! (Folks… ACHI Vs BMW has begun…!)

(huhh!) No sooner I did that, the look on her face… any guesses..?? So sweet and innocent just like a child… and I was ‘Ohh maan! What have I done… heyy that’s okayy… no probs at all… sorry I reacted like that… nevamind…’  Hooffff!! Slapped maself on ma head, that she didn’t see.  Till today she hits me back in front of others that I screamed on her just for a petty issue like that… well! that was just an instinct sweets…now stop bullying me!

A cute lil’ brunch at 1400hrs followed…

MENU

*SANDWICHES

*COFFEE (CAPPACINO WITH CREAM ma fav … she knew it!)

*& HER FAVOURITE BROWNIES (that I had to finish later for she said I am stuffed…! gawwdd! Women! why do then even eat… and My Moto always ‘NEVA WASTE FOOD’)

The food was nice and so was she (she paid the Bill…! LOL)

We called up some people during  our ‘cozy’ chat session… specially ‘DOC DW’ (yeah! I wanted to make him jealous..LOL) and jealous was he of course… Hey Doc! You wanna say something.  The Doc asks… “what’s she wearing mannn!” and we were ROFLOAO… the perfect reply from me ‘TOTAL BLACK… top to bottom…’ hehe…

Well we finished eating… went all over the store (even the Kids section!)… and shopped a few things that consisted a special gift for someone supposed to join us later! (Read on till you get to know…!).  I obviously bought the Book for her (though she resisted… I don’t accept gifts and all that dialogue…!) of course, I won the duel between Me, Her and the perplexed salesman.  Achilles got through BMW again.  Well she gifted a nice looking Tee to me, that I changed in the wash room and showed to her… (Yeah! I know am good in how to make women happy!)

By this time it was almost late noon… 3 PM… and she started gearing back home, breaking ma heart! promising to meet again in the evening at around 5 (for someone  very special was also coming) SO WHAT WAS I GONNA DO ALL THAT TIME for 02 hours…!! The witch again came to ma rescue… and suggested to come home along with her, meet her son and parents.  Well that was a pretty neat idea of course… a lil’ scary though… ‘cos I would had to be very decent and in my proper gentleman gear at her place… Well… anyways we went to her parent’s cozy lil’ apartment… had tea (made by her Dad… and that was wonderful…  Men are always good you see!) chatted in her balcony… and moved out again for our visitor was about to arrive.

1730H, R MALL, THANE

           ENTERS…

THE LADY IN RED

EKTA BHANDARI
Wowww! Me with two most popular, gorgeous and Lubbbblllyyy sweethearts of SUL...

 

Uhhh! Am I smelling something again… Doc is that you..!

Next happened what I was exactly thinking…

A session of hugs and …. (No…not what you r thinking u ditty mindz…!) pleasantries… we moved inside the mall with me in the middle and the damsels on both sides… Maann! I felt like James Bond… hehe.. 
Since as usual the two ladies were berryyy hungry (being biggg food junkies!) we went to PIZZA HUT and they ordered something of their choices… and all the while these two buggers just teamed up against me and the whole Masculine community. Gawd! and I kept defending maself against their attack of words and all…

 

The shoe event came into limelight again… all credits to Madam BMW… and what can you expect then from EKTA the Great, now teamed up with a Black Witch (well she was wearing a RED Tee now… So muccha red around me that day!). They both tampered my shoes with their heels and all and massacred me like a centipede on the floor… Decent Me.. just kept smiling…

I wish my gang of BOYZ of SUL were with me… I was missing you guys… (DOC… PBS… BL… DIMZIE… I wish you were here…sob!) but dontcha worry I regained the power berryyy soon…

Have you ever seen flipping breads from one mouth to another in a place like that… that day happened between these two girls… and I was all heheheh… to the people around me… Hehe they r nuts…errr…hehe..!

Anyways… Food was done… and again I was happy ( this time Choco paid the bill…yipee!) Meanwhile we called MEERA SAN…Reffy sweets (to turn her green again!) and shared the fun with them.

A brief shopping at Planet M… sharing of tee shirts (lottsa tee’s that day..! though I got only one…sighs! poor me!) and we started parting. 

2000hrs, THANE Station…

Magica left… Ekta left… and I was waiting for ma train at 2130H… back to the cold, new Lonavala…

The pace suddenly seemed to slow down… as I left… with golden memories inside me… to cherish forever…

We reached our separate destinations… separately… but with each other’s sweet nothings in our heads and hearts… and SMS’sd each other that we have reached safely… specially for I had to go a long way and was to reach by 12 midnight sharp… as I was still due to report at my new unit. A minute beyond 12… and I would had been in a soup… ‘cos what was I doing all this time without reporting… I was on a date with two women… duhh!

The silent night absorbed me… as I walked towards my cabin… taking me on a high with the memoirs of the days event… the quality time we spent together… the fun we had… neva did it feel that we were meeting for the first time… The Black Magic Woman surely has charming magical powers… :)) I wished and sighed! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE MARRIED…?? :((

Simply I Loved this day like anything… I loved her and everything…

this was my best DATE forever… 
Bewtitched and Charmed... on a Date with the BLACK MAGIC WOMAN…

MISSION ACHILLES Vs BMW TERMINATES…

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