I SEDUCED MA GIRLFRIEND…!!! (That’s what she said…)

She said I seduced her…. Gawddd!!! ‘Hello mammm..!! wat da hell r u talking ‘bout…!!??’ I neva even touched ya… I mean DAT WAY…!!!

Neva even used any of ma seducing words or voices to make ya drool..!! I never tried to Patao you..!! How can you say something like that flat on ma face… If anybody listens that … Ma reputation will be in a soup.

‘Huhh!!! No I was all innocent and naïve…. And you seduced me…!! and dragged me in your grasp…through your psychic charms…!!’ – She said

Oh Ma gawdd!!.... hearing this in your lunch break, in a busy hectic working day… when you call you girl.. to share a few moments… relax a bit… feels like Cristiano Ronaldo just gave a bloody HARD KICK on you’re lilly a**…..!!

You love your girl very much… and she does the same to you… but lemme tell ya people… However good you know her… understand her… or wateva… You can never decipher wats on her mind… At times she will say things to you like shooting bullets from your own gun… and you will be like… Huhh!! Is it you…??

Now you see here… an Innocent and clean Man like me… who neva thinks of lusty stuffs… neva looks at other women however gorgeous or sexy she is... apart from his lady love… who neva tried to even hit on any girl…(seducing is history..!!) is now blamed and accused that he seduced his girlfriend… and made her insane…. sighs! sighs!!

Am all on Rolling stones now…!! I got wat she meant… its all ma work that she fell in love with me… I penetrated her mind and made her fall for me… she neva knew anything… she was all so ‘Doodh ki dhooli hui’ kinda person ..you see.. (thts wat she meant…!!!) … What am I …?? A Hypnotizing expert..?? A SEX MANIAC…?? Baahh!! and what were you doing…while I was doing all these kinky stuffs with ya… ?? just submitted urself…The woman of today is not so easy to get… Naww!! Nawww!!...

Baby..!! you just cant put the whole thing on ma head…!! Ohkkaaayyy!! I accept what you said for an instance… but what made me do something like that…. It was you Honey..!! you used your charms to make me do the forbidden things… that I never even think of with any female.  Seducing..!!

Haah!!! That too in my first moves… Is anybody gonna believe that…!! All ya people of SUL… am asking ya…this is total injustice… with a gentleman like me…!!

Believe me… there are some principles of LUST…in today’s high-tech Love…

And all ya Boyz out there… Play safe…with your girls… for you neva know when they give it back to you…flat on your face… I wonder if the cops hear what she says… I will be charged with goddamn anything form the IPC….!!

Ohkkayyy!! I was kinda very formal and behaved in ma usual gentleman way ‘JAB WE MET’… then one day I narrated you a James Bond typo short story that had ..errr..!! some love scenes and romance… ohkayyy it had a few action and violence stuffs too… it had CIA and guns too… along with the bedroom in ma mansion…

SO WHAT..!!?? That story SEDUCED ya… what are you Cinderella or sister of SNOW WHITE…??? Mann!! Am a blogger… ( and a good one..okkayy) on Sulekha.com… not Playboy or Penthouse… duhh! … that was a story I wrote and shared with you… who else will I share with… tell me people did I do anything wrong…?? DO YOU GUYS SMELL ANY KINDA NUISANCE IN WHAT I DID……??????

Sweetheart this aint ‘Batman and Robin’ and its okay you haven’t accepted your part till to-date… and still show it as all ma crooked deal… BUT you women cant always do that to we good old decent warm hearted gentle men …okayyy… GUYS its time we rise up and fight…!! Tell these damsels that its you charm that seduces us… and trap us… not we… Do we have time for all that anyways…???

Woteva…!!!

All the people of SUL… I request you for a vote…!! All Men and Women plsss make a vote and give your decision… who seduced whom… I mean who is right and wrong… and if you rilly see some crookedness in me…!!! then I shall show the results to her… when its done… let the people’s voices decide…

All the votes will be displayed in this blog as they pour in.

HELP ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanksss…

A helpless gentleman… Accused with false charges…facing injustice…!!!

BTW… I wrote a song for her…that I am gonna sing by the time you guys come to ma rescue….

I said I liked you

And so did you

But that was true…

Yeah!! I liked you…

But I never tried to seduce you

Now you say I

Made you drool

Told you a story

That I wrote

Dunno what in that

 made you feel so hot

Believe me!

It was not meant

to turn you on…

So baby this is the truth

I fell for you

and you fell for me too

Every word I said

was all for and because of you…

Your innocent charms

did the trick on me

and made me dive in the love sea…

Yeah! I liked you

from the very first day

I met you

and wanted to love you too

Make you mine

for you were so beautifully fine

God’s delicate creation

with a charismatic sensation

You are a S3 lady

Soft… Sweet and Sexy…

But lemme tell you girl

May whatever you say

You have the same share in the play

I never tried to hit on you

for I honestly liked you

BUT

I NEVER SEDUCED YOU…!!

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