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“I want a puppy – a fidgety sort of puppy”, said the man to the pet-shop salesman. “A what Sir?” “One that will make my wife say, ‘For goodness sake! Take that Dog out for a walk!” by Anon
In a pediatric ward, the medical students are supposed to take the height, weight, head circumference and other measurements of the children. One such student had just completed noting down the measurement of a six year old girl, when she asked eagerly, “When am I getting my new dress?” by RD
Claiming he survived on air, a Guru started a cult. When some skeptics caught him munching a Hamburger and French Fries, the Guru said “You can’t call this food!” by RD

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